You know that feeling where you feel days, weeks, months, or years feel like only a few days have passed? Strange?
So a new kick ass year. I don't feel any different. Except of course for putting a 10 instead of a 09 on the date (which I tend to get wrong most of the time). Resolutions? I have no idea. I don't think anything needs changing or I'm just probably too lazy to think of things to change. On second thought, maybe I will have a resolution. Maybe this year, I will be... "Unpredictable". Expect me to do something unexpected.
Yes, just like this one.
Instead of a list of things I'll do this year, I'll just list a things I "should" have done the previous year. Not sorted in any order or whatsoever.
1. I should have given that professor a delicious cake stuffed with rat poison.
2. I should have taken a locker.
3. I should have not been a complete jerk to them.
4. I should have at least noticed her and say "hi" to that person from time to time and not ignore that person like a complete asshole.
5. I should have bought a bottle of vodka or something and hid it under my bed only to be drunk in times of emergency.
6. I should have used my guitar more often and not let it earn a noticeable amount of cobwebs.
7. I should have just taken the term "let's just be friends" as "let's talk again from time to time and not act as if we don't know each other when go past each other while walking".
8. I should have at least bought a famous book and not download an e-book like a cheap ass.
9. I should have been more conscious of my weight earlier and not just recently.
10. I should have written a book of my own entitled "College and Misery".
11. I should have been at least more noticeable and not be always on passive mode.
12. I should have created my own awesome and epic catchphrase.
13. I should have played more table tennis with people because it was awesome.
14. I should have bought more vintage shirts with my money and not -bleep-.
15. I should have made my own shirt design having the quote “I made this shirt design” and having the quote at the back “and I know you’re jealous of it”.
16. I should have given “more” help on the library paper we did.
17. I should have not let my freaking mouth speak and say “sure, I can be the leader of the group”. Or maybe not?
18. I should have bought myself some classy chocolates and let it mysteriously disappear in the fridge.
19. I should have read more books.
20. I should have done something undeniably awesome.
21. I should have been a better team mate and a leader.
22. I should have been better in DotA.
23. I should have attended the pre-sectioning earlier to get an earlier schedule.
24. I should have practiced on the drums more. If I only had a drum set of my own. Sigh
25. I should have learned how to bake cookies or a cake and gift it to some random people.
26. I should have not failed in diffcal.
27. I should have followed my schedule and not write it and ignore it afterwards.
28. I should have made an awesome alarm sound earlier which not only wakes me but the rest of the house up no matter how tired we are.
29. I should have stored my awesome previously written quotes.
30. I should have made an important to-do list written in a stone tablet.
31. I should have been more conscious on the things I spend cash on.
32. I should have been more patient in waiting for –bleep- and not take matters in my own hands and look for –bleep- on my own and eventually fail. Miserably.
33. I should have made “more” interestingly thought up original jokes.
34. I should have been posting more. If only I always knew what shit to write.
35. I should have been writing things like this the previous years so I can do them and not just write it now causing a big pile of shit undone. Oh well. We’ll laugh.
Oh yeah a friend of mine introduced a game called "Bluff/Bullshit" using playing cards. Game is sort-of simple. A person will lay down a pair of face down cards and will say what pair it is. The next person's job is to find out if the pair of face down cards are true or just bluff/lie/bullshit or true. If the guess is right, the person who put the face down cards and the rest of the remaining un-guessed cards back to his hand. Another person will lay down a new pair of cards and so on. Sounds simple? Probably. If only the person who introduced the game stopped putting new rules as the game went on and stopped playing with our minds. =))) Peace.
