Preliminary Exams: a murderer dressed in paper

Open up the textbooks
summarize all those notes
try to remember all the past lectures...
arm yourselves for battle with murderers...

murderers dressed in paper
the only possible weapon against them are
your pens and your minds...

as much as possible
don't let even one of them hit you
a single blow is fatal enough

after this post, the only time i'll
post again will be next week
because for now i'm preparing my poor old mind
for a ferocious battle

one week of torture
one week full of questions to be answered
one week full of worry and doubt
one week full of nothing but endless memorizing and answering

why do prelims have to be killers
arghhhh!!!
even thinking of words is becoming difficult
because of this blasted tests

I feel like i want to hang myself

Why does learning need to have tests?
why can't it be just all learning?

O God help me to comprehend
all this endless information
to fit in my poor old brain

now before i end this worthless post let's do the positives and the negatives

Positives:
-we only need to be in school for 2 hours
-no need to carry those heavy blasted textbooks
-no assignments
-no pain in the ass quizzes for this weak
-finally, no classes on saturday

Negatives:
-studying is torture
-so many terms to be memorized
-just studying makes you scared of the test already
-all the tests you took before are nothing compared to this
-finally the most painful one, NO ONE WILL REMEMBER YOU IF YOU FAIL

goodnight everyone
have a nice slumber
for tomorrow the no limits studying begins
is this it? is this finally it?